Monday, September 14, 2009

R.I.P Sweet-assed Patrick Swayze!!!

So sad to hear that Patrick has moved on to that big Chippendales audition in the sky. He was hot and nice (by all accounts) and had a REALLY great ass for a white guy and most importantly, made be laugh so damn hard in that Saturday Night Live dance scene w/Chris Farley. Remember his hair in that scene? Oh, man! Does anyone NOT think of that every time they hear "Workin' for the Weekend"??? Who would've guessed that fewer than 20 years later they would both be gone? Shame, shame.
Yes, I was one of those 12 year-old girls who saw "Dirty Dancing" five or 20 times back in the summer of 1987. Now THAT'S a "Great" movie. Take that, FS!! Suck it!!!And I watch it almost every time I flip past it on the boobtube, too.
He was smokin' hot in the Outsiders and Red Dawn and Youngblood, too. Roadhouse and Point Break weren't really my style, but my guess is he looked good in them, too.
So, big Xs and Os to you, Patrick. I was a fan!

Monday, September 7, 2009

Inglourious Basterds

Glourious. And I don't care if if that's corny. I fucking LOVED this movie! This is the best movie I have seen in a very long time. Maybe since "Fast times at Ridgmont High". Yes, I'm serious. It's that good. It officially dethrones "No Country For Old Men" as the last best movie I've seen. If that makes any sense. And even if it doesn't.
I'll write a full review of this one tonight when the boys are in bed (all three of them) and I actually have enough time to scratch my own ass. Then write the review.

For now I will just say, "See this movie. It is amazing." And I never say movies are "amazing" because people waaaaaaay overuse that word in reference to movies. I think I once overheard two older middle-aged women in a diner agree that "Monster-In-Law" was an amazing movie. Really? Was it, now? I think they just meant it was amazing that a woman their age (Jane Fonda) managed to escape looking like the freakishly-bloated roadkill the two of them so closely resembled.
Anyway, more of that sunshine later this evening...
..........to be continued.............